Obvious Plant Jazz Crabs (600 Made) Ltd Edition Satire Adult Gag Gift Rare Htf

  
MINT CONDITION LIMITED EDITION (ONE OF 600 MADE) GAG GIFT COLLECTIBLE CREATED BY: OBVIOUS PLANT. This version of the release is more desirable compared to others as these crabs don't look like spiders with extra legs but like actual crabs - go check out other listings to confirm. "JAZZ CRABS" BY'OBVIOUS PLANT' ARE SURE TO DELIGHT YOUR FAVOURITE MUSIC LOVER OR MUSICIAN.

IF NOT, THEN RUN - BECAUSE THEY HAVE ZERO SENSE OF HUMOR AND THAT'S REALLY BAD NEWS... I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE, TRUST ME ON THIS! GIVE THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING: CRABS!!! OR JUST BE'SHELLFISH' AND KEEP IT FOR YOUR COLLECTION - NO ONE IS JUDGING YOU... BUT SERIOUSLY - THESE ARE SERIOUSLY CRABS THAT ARE BASED ON THE SAXAPHONE GREATS: PINCHY GILLESPIE, SHELLA FITZGERALD, AND KENNY C!

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GREAT GIFT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY FATHER'S DAY MOTHER'S DAY GRANDPARENTS DAY OR BIRTHDAY.