Coldplay Divorce Tour Custom Fan Art Figure Chris Martin Jonny Buckland

  
4 inch carded non articulated figure. A Singular Artefact: Coldplay's "Divorce Tour" - A Custom Effigy, Sealed for Eternity?? Inspired by curious happenings amidst a Coldplay spectacle most recent, this handcrafted figure doth capture a moment immortal, rendered in jest and reverent satire.

Each figurine is most delicately painted by hand, and affixed within a transparent vessel upon a bespoke card. This object was not made for play, but rather, to be gazed upon - a relic for the discerning eye, the collector who seeketh the uncommon.

Specifications of This Curious Curio :?? Enshrined in its original blister tomb?? Of fixed form - it moveth not??

Utterly unique; a solitary creation in a world of sameness?? A decorative piece, not to be loosed from its sacred seal - the harmony of figure and card is deliberate and divine.

As these artefacts are wrought by hand, subtle differences in hue or detail may appear - a testament to their individuality. A Declaration : This item is a parody, made in the spirit of fan homage.

It bears no bond nor blessing from Coldplay nor any maker of toys. It is fan art - unofficial and proudly so. A creation for those who doth delight in irony, satire, and the mingling of pop and parody - a jest, a token, a conversation eternal.